Friday, November 27, 2009

More Q & A



Q:     Billy from Antioch, CA writes:

The gays LOVE YOU! We're so happy to know you tolerate us, Charlie. You know, I looked at your photo and you're not bad looking. Have you ever considered about switching over to our team? A lot of men make the move to our side as they get older.

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“The Gays” write:

Thanks for tolerating us. Have you ever considered switching teams? You could lose a few lbs., but you're not unattractive!

A:     Bill and 'The Gays' (whomever you are), I've lived in San Francisco for the past 21 years, so 'tolerance' of all stripes of weird sexual hanky-panky comes with the territory - much to my chagrin. But you're barking up an alpha-male tree. By the way, thanks for the compliment on my photo - ladies feel the same way.




Frank from Illinois writes:

Q:     These gays prey on our children; spread disease; and push their agenda 24/7; yet they want us to accept them and let them GET MARRIED! What we should do is get them all in a boat and send them to HELL! I hate these fags and they are a big herpetic sore on the world!

A:     Frank, acceptance is not the issue – straight folks like us have no special rights, except for the current tax code, which if you follow me, needs to be shit-canned in favor of a ‘10% on everything’ tax – as blind as the lady holding the scales of Justice. I also propose an ‘Aleutian Vacation’ for child molesters and schoolyard drug pushers; and gay ‘marriage’ is out, because there would be no legal need to create a gay family with children on board for tax code purposes.

Bottom line, Frank, live and let live – we are all in God’s hands, and it is not for us to argue with His grand design for we earthlings on this small planet.

1 comment:

  1. These fricking gays are sub-human. They prey on our children and bugger them in their anuses! They spread disease and push their agenda 24/7, yet they want us to accept them and let them GET MARRIED! What we should do is get them all in a boat and sending them to HELL! I hate these fags and they are a big herpetic sore on the world!
    Frank
    Illinois

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